José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho

Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019

Borged

When you've been casually seeing someone who thinks the relationship is going somewhere, then after you have smash a few times you break it off

Francois: dude you know that crazy girl I was seeing, I borged her bro.
Desmond: You borged her?! We banging!

by Cary322 June 1, 2018

Jarl borg

To run through a crowd of people greased up in hot tar as they grab at you

I sentence you to a jarl borging

by The young yeeter September 21, 2020

Schooly's BORG

Schooly's BORG contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Adderall, Xanax, Restoril, crushed up ephedrine tabs, cannabis powder, and bits of Charms Blow Pop.

Schooly's BORG will absolutely knock your socks off. And …. Then some. The BORG that takes you by surprise.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

FM's BORG

FM's BORG contains the following ingredients: half a cup of water, Popov Vodka, Ronrico Silver Rum, Beefeater Gin, Sauza Gold Tequila, Peach Cisco, pumpkin beer (any brand), cup of moonshine soaked cherries, and a cup of sugar.

FM's BORG (FM stands for freaky man) is like a Long Island Ice Tea in a former water jug. BEWARE! Only make and drink if your tolerance is super high!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Gronk's BORG

Gronk's BORG contains the following ingredients: copious amounts of pussy juice, Gatorade, Cisco, Levitra, caffeine, and Country Time Lemonade Mix.

IDK what was in Gronk's BORG, but I actually had to call a BORGulance because I had explosive and raging diarrhea.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

SB's BORG

SB's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, vape juice with high nicotine levels, Sake, Boone’s Farm, and Cherry Kool Aid.

SB's BORG goes down smooth. It’s good for all day drinking at the Blarney Blowout. This drink is so smooth, in fact, that it in no way interferes with your ability to chase tail.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023