Blob Job

A blow job from an overweight female.

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.

by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019

Orange Blob

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Bro orange blob is weird

by Definitions By Plank May 31, 2019

Blouwe blob

Blouwe blob is another term for a person who has got chlamydia.

He has got the blob. The blouwe blob.

by Hans98 April 3, 2021

hot blobbing

When a man comes inside his partner and after a couple of minutes the come starts to drip out in blobs

Oh my god I was walking downstairs and I was hot blobbing in my knickers

by Markim May 10, 2018

blem blob

The slang-term for porely performed oral sex.
The phrase originates from the sound one would imagine a girl would make when trying to say blow job during the very same act, as it would perfectly represent the failure of a blem blob.

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Man! All that build up just to get a lousy blem blob, I'm breaking up with Ashley

by kashootuptheschool March 28, 2017

stank blob

1.) An extremely ugly baby; 2.) Noxious blob of matter; 3.) A way of saying you have taken a shit.

Brenda: Have you see Melissa's stank blob?

Frank: I haven't.
Brenda: Well it is very cringeworthy to look at

by Vampric July 21, 2017

Blee-blob

An word used in insults, generally directed towards someone you strongly dislike.

You son of a Blee-blob!

by 𒅒 March 7, 2023