Major Nelson(2nd term) 

Major Nelson(19??)-(20??)- is a man of many worlds.well really just three.They are real life,xbox live,and his beloved forums.Most people want to be like him,some want to marry him,and some just want to be on his friends list.Whatever the case may be Major Nelson can cook like the best.You havent had a hotpocket until you had Major's Nelsons hotpocket.While he may be considered a god on the forums his powers are to no avail in real life.While he was a rocker and is still considered one he has gotten many of ladies and seems to be the crowd favorite he has changed his work habit to be in a forum inhabited by sweaty gamers with no ac.Rock on Major Nelson.Rock on!!!

MNQ-Major Nelson Question
MNDQ-Major Nelson I Have A Dumb Question

Major Nelson(2nd term) by Tyeman64 June 14, 2004

Short-Term Facebooker 

Someone who writes on someone's wall or comments on something on facebook and immeadietly forgets what he/she just said.

_ON FACEBOOK_

Rachael: "Happy hug a pianst day! *hugs *feels gross *hugs again"
Joel: "You feel gross when you hug me?"
Rachael: "umm, no, did I say that??"
Joel: "You're such a Short-Term Facebooker, rachael"

Short-Term Facebooker by theirishbeast777 February 12, 2010

Long-term Word Association Syndrom 

A disease that affects many assholes, annoying people, and smart-asses alike. The primary Symptom is answering a one word phrase or suggestion with a sarcastic opposite

Guy is peeing.
Guy:Hey guys I'm back!
long-term word association syndrom patient: chest!

Long-term Word Association Syndrom by PAINapples November 24, 2010

snack (also snacked, snacking) a term used on the west coast 

1. sperm.
2.(snacking) eating ones own sperm.
3.(snacked) to ejaculate

it smells like "snack" in here
or
i snacked on her tits vato.
or
P.i.m.p. keep snacking

snack (also snacked, snacking) a term used on the west coast by cuco October 5, 2003

Discovery Term 

A place where unmotivated students and unmotivated teachers are put in a classroom for the last 2 weeks of the school.

"Last two weeks of school and I'm so bored. It must be discovery terms."

Discovery Term by anonymous09876543211234567890 May 26, 2009

long-term flirting 

Flirting with someone over a very very long period of time.

Deleting someone on Facebook for months and then finally unblocking them. Becoming friends. Followed by sex.

Long-term flirting YAYA

long-term flirting by JohnoTheKb June 2, 2012

long term senioritis 

Long term (LT) senioritis involves the usual symptoms of senioritis that have not been repressed after senior year. LT senioritis is this feeling of laziness and homework angst that continues on even after Senior year is long over. Most college students go through this crippling illness, feeling the need to lie down on the floor and neglect all responsibilities.

Teacher: You're an adult now! You should be responsible already!
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.

long term senioritis by misterjoe October 30, 2013