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I watched a video of a man making a clay teapot from scratch whilst I was high on edibles at 3am it was my moment. The mfs look so good to drink out of and they make your tea splendeculous for all those proper british chaps out there XXX
"Do you like teapots?"
"Yeah my Grandma tripped over one and broke her neck last week"
"Oh"
"Yeah"
by humanartar January 24, 2022
mugGet the teapotmug.

floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.
"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."
by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021
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English teapot

Going at it doggy style and the woman starts fishing her asshole and the man uses her arm for leverage
Man I was railing this girl from behind and she said she wanted to do the English teapot and started fisting her asshole and had me grab her arm
by CodeNameMonty December 1, 2023
mugGet the English teapotmug.

teapot candy

in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.

(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.
player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?
by mrmustachio March 2, 2024
mugGet the teapot candymug.

Little My The Teapot Gremlin

Little My is a small, feral rat baby who really likes pastel stuff like deadass??? She bites and is older than she looks wtf is with this child, she’s a bean, you either love her or hate her, no in between, also known as the urban definition of lesbian.
“Yo bro did you see Jessica? She deadass came out as Little My The Teapot Gremlin ?”

Yeah bro LOL she is valid .”
by Little My May 26, 2020
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steaming teapot

When someone blows you so hard they have semen coming out of their nose
I turned that girls face into a steaming teapot
by Tyson the douche December 22, 2015
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Australian Teapot

When you take underwear from “down unda” put it in a girls mouth and fuck her til steam comes out.
No dude don’t touch that underwear i gave some hooker an australian teapot with those
by asseater2024 June 13, 2024
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