steaming teapot

When someone blows you so hard they have semen coming out of their nose

I turned that girls face into a steaming teapot

by Tyson the douche December 22, 2015

Little My The Teapot Gremlin

Little My is a small, feral rat baby who really likes pastel stuff like deadass??? She bites and is older than she looks wtf is with this child, she’s a bean, you either love her or hate her, no in between, also known as the urban definition of lesbian.

“Yo bro did you see Jessica? She deadass came out as Little My The Teapot Gremlin ?”

“Yeah bro LOL she is valid .”

by Little My May 26, 2020

Teapot

Guy who pisses himself when he gets too angry.

“Hey, did you hear that Mike’s a teapot?”
“Yeah, he pissed himself during an argument last week.”

by Eidolaaa January 12, 2023

Chocolate Teapot

when you stop during sex to shit in a tea kettle, and drip it over your partner while you cum

she asked if we had an electric kettle or if she needed to bring her own chocolate teapot

by pinkgogurt October 24, 2025

Teapot

A short man with a big penis.

Short but stout.

Our guide is hot. He might be short but I bet he’s a teapot and can use that schlong well.

by Pakistanigirlie February 1, 2025

Teapot Fun

Fun gossip among friends. Like spilling the tea - except.

Ready for some Teapot Fun? That was great Teapot Fun!

by Alicat27 August 21, 2020

Teapot

A person who is a source of tea/drama

Andrew is my teapot for all of the office gossip

by Fiirowkwbfj October 28, 2022