Tard

A cross between a retard, and calling someone a turd!

He's a real tard!
Arrghh you tard!

by Nishaa_12345123451245 July 19, 2010

tard

one who acts as if they are retarded but were never at one point "un" tarded therefore eliminating the "re" factor of being a retard.

He is such a tard, never in his life was there a moment he wasn't a tard, he will never be a retard for that reason.

by tardedone October 14, 2009

tard

One lacking mental compasity to know there not making any since.

guy1:im better then you cuz my score is better.
guy2:your a stupid fucking tard my score was better then yours 3 rounds in a row!
guy3:lol that guy is a tard.

by Kyle Speer September 20, 2003

Tard

Someone who is being stupid for the first time.

If Billy acts like a tard again, he's a retard.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

tard

also may be appended to another word to further define one's shortcomings or - in extreme cases - affliction.

"That roller-tard nearly ran me over with his wheelchair."

by kevin harris March 18, 2005

tard

a democrat. From the Latin "Tardicus Maximus".

Those tards in Washington are destroying this country.

by TP3 September 25, 2005

Tard

Someone who is annoying, stupid, smells, acts like an asshole, dresses in clothes from the 80's, drives too fast on my road, and tries to jew me down on my yardsale prices.

I am getting so sick and tired of all of these tards in my life. Where in the hell did I put my Tar-Dar?

by NoLKo November 8, 2008