Sticker Paralysis

The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it. Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.

"I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this Vintage Apple sticker. I can't decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my rear window or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.

by grimfish March 5, 2009

stick a sock in it

stick/put a sock in it means: shut up, be quiet

do me a favor and stick a sock in it.

by shervin January 24, 2014

Meth Lab Zoso Sticker

Your cock. After the song Meth Lab Zoso Sticker which the writer claimed was about male sexual bravado. Announcing to the all the women in town he has something for them.

Got a meth lab Zoso sticker rolled up in my pocket, got a 7 inch trigger finger don’t know how to stop it, got a one way pile driver no where left to use it....... got a genuine mother maker .....
And I’m giving it all to you.

by Thewolfofwolf August 21, 2018

shit end of the stick

1. Chronic misfortune, or constant back luck

2. Having the worst possible outcome in a given situation

Joe constantly gets the shit end of the stick. He always has bad luck.

by Krautings October 13, 2008

nigger be good stick

a night stick, or any weapon used to beat down black people. particularly by cops.

"he started to resist so I cracked him with my nigger be good stick"

by James Dearth May 22, 2006

speed stick

ramming you flesh torpedo into a lubricated armpit ... back and fourth, back and fourth

As in never speed stick non shaved pits unless you want brillo dick!

by T-Strom June 25, 2008

grocery stick

a person who acts as a divider between groups or other people, can be useless. best describes the worst player on the hockey team that sits on the bench and separates the lines.

look at that useless guy, he's a fuckin grocery stick

by s515_15 November 9, 2008