Twitter Stalking

finding out that the girl you met once has been following you for months from your twitter site just so she can learn your every move so that when you do finally introduce yourself she's already prepared for marriage and kids.

www.ImOutsideYourWindow.com

a site for everyone to express their stories of twitter stalking or other stalking stories that are of the same nature

Twitter Stalking by IOYW July 17, 2009

Sleep-stalking 

The act of waking (usu. in an ambien induced state of mind) in the middle of the night and posting comments on your friends' Facebook pages that you don't remember in the morning.

I think I was sleep-stalking last night--I "liked" a bunch of photos on my ex's Facebook page!

Sleep-stalking by muh-drees February 13, 2013

Strava stalking 

When athletes check every single workout of their friends and fellow competitors via the Strava fitness website or app. They know what type of work out the did, the route, the total moving time, elevation gain, heart rate, and all the other Strava users with them. They frequently analyze this data against their own, and gossip with others athletes about said workouts seen on Strava.

Joel and Tyson spent half a day Strava stalking Rachael and Stacy during their training run in Hawaii, so they could pick apart their pacing on the hills.

Strava stalking by pagepaggeepage May 6, 2018

bilateral strategically stalking 

two separate individual’s plan of action to simultaneously give obsessive attention to one another in an inconspicuous yet playful manner to achieve a particular goal

The way those two are bilateral strategically stalking each other at this party, the night should have a happy ending for both of them.

bilateral strategically stalking by Ichiban80 September 1, 2011

Schedule Stalking 

Schedule stalking typically occurs in the workplace with hourly employees. It involves

1. Immediately checking as soon as the schedule goes up to see if a certain person is working the same shifts as you, often someone of romantic interest.

2. Scanning the entire list of employees to find out who is working with you on a given day.

3. Actually writing down any of this information so you can plan for it (looking good on a certain day, et cetera).

Person 1: "Hey, what are you doing here? I didn't think you were working today."
Person 2: "I'm filling in for Debbie, she called out."
Person 1: "Oh, I see."
Person 2: "Why, have you been schedule stalking me?"

Schedule Stalking by NeaSyz September 30, 2009

Stalking

The act of seeking a hot person out in any means possible. Stalking is meant to be innocent and doesn't always make the person a stalker.

Examples of stalking include searching the person on the internet, adding as a friend on social networks and wathcing their every move, clicking on their mom's profile to find out personal family information, casually asking in a conversation where they live, driving by their house repeatedly, getting their tag number, dropping by at their job, following the person through the grocery store... and the list goes on.

Stalking by closetstoner February 7, 2010

Weather Stalking 

Compulsively checking and knowing the weather of a person of interest. A type of stalking, but most commonly, online. Making random comments about a person's weather, who is often hundreds or thousands of miles away.

That guy is so creepy, he keeps weather stalking me! Every day, he knows what my weather and makes comments to me about it like "hope you bring an umbrella today".

Weather Stalking by Vicent Romano August 21, 2010