Facebook Spanked

To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook

Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?

Bob: I wish my wife could cook.

Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.

by Weasel631 May 29, 2010

get skranked

To be embarrassed in front of everyone on your group chat.

"Dude, I got the highest grade in English."
"Dude it's English CLASS."
"Oh man, get skranked!"

by Dañger December 30, 2015

Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.

Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!

by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016

Tater Spanked

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs

Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!

by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017

star spangled stoma

Getting fucked in your neck hole on the Fourth of July.

A Star Spangled Stoma is a terrible way to celebrate the birth of our great nation.

by El Conquistador July 5, 2017

Dankle spankle

My catch phrase

Dankle spankle my wankle

by Lpugz May 9, 2018

Star Spangled Nanner

Singing the star Spangled Banner while getting a blowjob from an old toothless retired Hooker, while she has a mouth full of potato salad.

The old woman feeding the pigeons in the park saw I was a Veteran, so she gave me a free Star Spangled Nanner.

by Salty Sailor June 14, 2019