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Hop on Spotify

The act of rough sex while listening to your sex playlist on spotify.
by OnyxSharkified May 18, 2022
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Spotify

To give someone an ultimatum that does not turn out the way you thought it would.
His wife better not try to make him choose between her or his mistress because he might just Spotify his wife.
by Buckle My Shoe January 27, 2022
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Spotify

Spotify is great app if you want to ruin your hearing with 100% volume and headphones! (It is actually a great app for streaming music, destroy your ears if you want too.)
Girl 1: "Do you listen to Spotify"
Boy 1: "Oh yeah! I destroyed my hearing last night, I was blasting Can You Feel My Heart!"
Girl 2: "Are you okay?"
by alexbitchboy January 30, 2022
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To spotify

The act of silencing, or attempting to silence or otherwise oppress, opposing or divergent voices and other points of view because someone else has leveraged you. You know, like a fascist.
by Das Erlebnis February 1, 2022
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Spotify

The music streaming software that makes ads about not wanting ads. Also has more ads then YouTube.
Person 1: Oh I love this song, Ill play this instead. *clicks on song*
Spotify: Get Spotify premium so you don't have to listen to ads and get more of the experience. *30 secs pass*
*Another 30 sec add plays*
by Whyyoulookingatmyusername September 6, 2021
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spotify stalk

when you listen to whatever other people are listening to or, “ stalking ” their spotify feed.

example - on certain socials it’ll say what someone’s listening to on spotify, so someone who is spotify stalking would be constantly looking at what someone’s listening to.
person one - dude, where did these songs come from?
person two - i just spotify stalked someone and added these songs to a playlist
by em <3 September 11, 2021
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Spotify Adverts

One of the worst things in existence. It happens when you can't afford Spotify Premium, and most of the adverts are about the most random things. They also lie to you. When they say to watch a really long advert for 30 minutes without adverts, do not listen to them.
Person 1: Ugh, I just got two Spotify Adverts in a row. One was about how they're hiring prison chaplains, and the other was about Co-op Funeral Care.
Person 2: If the prisoners kill you, at least you'll have a good funeral!
by WinsomCash June 11, 2023
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