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The Spoons Years

A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.
A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!
by Web* October 28, 2018
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Doom spoons

Another word for cobra. smol cobras are teaspoons of doom
1:doom spoons are yes
1:agreed
1: oh shit i forgot to change accounts
3: its ok bro we all agree
by SZ ran out of chips December 12, 2018
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Two Scoops of Peanut Butter

A sex act where the man dips his testicles (one at a time) into the consensual sex partners anus and proceeds to then put said testicles into the parters mouth. The brownish fecal matter on the testicles gives the scroctum the appearance of being two scoops of peanut butter
Last night we were so drunk that she let me give her two scoops of peanut butter. We were both so ashamed this morning
by Ravenous Movie Fan #1 December 14, 2019
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kolby stoops

kolby is always a die for kinda guy. he likes football and spending time with his family. even though he has been through a lot he will do anything to make you happy. he loves to hold your hand and have you close to him. if you ever end up with a kolby stoops dont mess up because youll regret it. BIG TIME
girl 1: why did you play kolby stoops
girl 2: ik i feel terrible and i regret it but he moves to fast idk about him
girl 1: well you will regret it big time
by parkviewjr1026 November 9, 2020
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Two Scoops

When two people have multiple orgasms. Usually having to be scooped out afterwards.

Can also be used for more than two, ie three four five even six scoops.
That was crazy, I just finished again, looks like you got Two Scoops.

Damn we've been at it for hours looks like we had Four Scoops.
by Two Scoops and more May 4, 2022
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Bob Stoops

A man of character and persuasion with a knack for winning. A man's man. The subject of many nightmares in the lonestar state and the conductor of the real Texas Massacre.
Bob Stoops beat Texas again?
by Mack Brown in TX May 23, 2006
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Spoose

1. To trick or deceive, to lie or be deceitful, to get tricked or lied to.

2. Unfair or not right, to be taken advantage of.

3. To copy or mimic, to make fun of.
1. "I got spoosed, I was the only one there." "Haha, you got spoosed!!!"

2. "That's spoose, we should have won..."
by spoose.com March 31, 2009
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