leet-speak

n. The language of virgins.

People who use leet-speak will never get laid.

by keyshaw October 18, 2004

alex speak

Syntax that simps and little children when texting online. Common phrases include "yeo", "skull emoji", and cutting words in half with dashes.

"yeo cum here girl we finna do sum or wha-"
Man cut out that alex speak.

by DetrimentalMug October 08, 2020

Loyal speak

It means to means to type/ talk to text , so fast that no one understands what you said. Also must include horrible punctuation.

It cant ne. on the. spot has to be natural

Oh, she is loyal speak

by Edwardsville February 28, 2021

Speaking the bible

Telling the truth. Telling it as it is. Spitting facts.

TONY: All I am saying is, if you look at the big picture, he is a fraud.
RALPH: Damn, Tony speaking the bible!

by filip98 November 23, 2020

lyrically speaking

spoken words or either of a poetic writer or rapper; words spoken in ryhme or poetic flow, How a MC speaks.

lyrically speaking, i'm the teacher and i'm teaching...

by Boss Bitch92 October 17, 2010

lag speak

lag speak is when you are attempting to speak online through voice chat and your internet is extremely shit so those you are speaking to can barely understand you.

Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.

by AsianOnEggrollPatrol September 25, 2017

Grotto Speak

the art of speaking in a slow and at times sarcastic tone. Often occurs within 'alternative' or 'greebonic' groups of society. uses old words that make a sentence amusing

person a: "yo my bretherin, this grotto speak we have invented be'ith funky and shit."

Person b: "aye, tiz my bretherin, no let us enjoy to go to a party, word"

by Green_Day_All_Day January 21, 2006