Shayne

A black monkey with a fat ass and a miget he has a big cock and always horny he is gay

Emily and her friend are at the zoo and they spot a shayne in the cage

by 69blAckmonkey67 May 14, 2022

Shayne

Shayne “with a Y” is your quintessential male Karen. Nothing is ever quite right, except for “shaYne”. He preys on girls with daddy issues, normally fat chics with poor hygiene and harry buttholes.

The male Shayne can typically be found loitering at Waffle Houses, Wal-Marts, Marriott Hotels and low income apartment complexes.

Damn! Did you see that harry-ass fat hoe that works at Waffle House going down on Shayne in the bed of that truck!!!

by Gay4Clents August 26, 2022

red spanner

Oxy-acetylene torch/welder. Called a red spanner due to its versatility.

Go and get the red spanner to cut that piece of bar

I used the red spanner to weld that bit of pipe

by mickwheelz July 13, 2009

bent spanner

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017

mace spanner

A turd that spans from edge to edge of the toilet and isn’t touching the water. The mace portion of the definition comes from the undigested peanut chunks sticking out the length of the turd!

Honey, get a tape measure so we can measure my mace spanner in the shitter before we chop it up and flush it!

by Cryptic dude December 20, 2017

Charcoal Spanner

Also known as Charlotte Spencer, she is known to spend over 70% of her school time on her phone in the bathroom with her friends, taking mirror selfies which rarely show her face, as it is either always covered by her phone, or her hand. She also has a tendency to put a ask me anything x box on her instagram story, normally 3-4 times per week. It is also rumor to her having a crush on a teacher named Derek Jennison. She is always flirting and taking pictures of him.

Is that Charcoal Spanner flirting with Mr Jennison again? What a ho.

by Mooscula April 5, 2019

Scran Spanner

Anything that is used to consume one's scran (food). Examples would be: Fork, Knife, Spoon, Chop Sticks

Yo, mate could you pass me a 'Scran Spanner' for my pasta.

by scran'o'clock January 31, 2021