Spanky

A short person with massive balls with no bitches that masturbates excessively

My cousin Jackson beats his cock 24/7 but still gets no bitchez , Damn spanky

by Daniel_Bear February 24, 2022

adhm-spanky

the act of joining a top medical school and thinking u ain't extremely smart (but you are extremely smart)
can be defined in a similar fashion to "imposter syndrome"

holy shit man did you know mark adhm-spanky into ain shams?

by zestra October 30, 2023

spanky lanky

a SUPER sexy person. this person usually is very popular. when u are with a spanky lanky person they will either make you feel super good or super bad about yourself. #spankylankylife #stayspankylanky #popularandspankylanky

person one: oh my gosh karen is SO spanky lanky!
person two: ikr! she’s gorgeous!

by lynnyloohoo December 25, 2018

Spanky Doodle

A large dirty man in a moo moo with smegma who uses public hot springs to bathe

Oh nasty! Looks like spanky doodle is back at the hot springs.

by SASLP September 24, 2022

Hanky spanky

When you get into someone’s asshole and start to smack the walls of the large intestine. <3

Guy 1: yo dude get all up in there.
Guy 2: ok can I do some hanky spanky?

Guy 1: *moans*

by Luke hater July 11, 2021

spanky scurgler

Someone who sips spunk through a straw

Hey spanky scurgler how's it going mate

by Grug101 June 11, 2017

moving spanky

Behaving very weirdly and shakey

Mans were in the Trizzy and that BK kid was moving spanky

by CPGLIZZY March 29, 2024