Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Linking spanky

Beating yo meat

“Bro we found kravitz linking spanky behind the bar last night “

by theb00tyconsumer February 19, 2024

Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.

"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."

by BonerSlap June 21, 2017

Hanky Spanky

When your in a mood to just get spanked and the person spanking you name is hank but the nickname is hanky

Wow hank gave me a good hanky spanky last night

by My babysitter July 19, 2022

Spanky

a naughty person who derserves a good spanking

Ben dover pulled out his dildo and gave here a spanky

by Fkherinthepussy69gg July 28, 2018

Spanky

Verbal or physical conduct that induces an impression of incongruity and eccentricity.

His spanky remarks during the meeting made everyone chuckle and feel a bit awkward, but they appreciated his quirky sense of humor.

by Magestia August 20, 2024

Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.

"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."

by scrappington2 April 4, 2016