by Jfromtonga April 29, 2019
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Yah that kids could fucking destroy kill you with his hockey stick if he really wanted too
Yah that kids could fucking destroy kill you with his hockey stick if he really wanted too
by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** September 10, 2020
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Why can't you just be a Salomon and get shit done?!
by salomonlover October 9, 2018
Get the Salomon mug.A solomun is a lonely DJ who is fueled by techno dust and widely assorted gourmet pellet platters, who will DJ at any after party and always goes home solo, man... yet is always happy about this. He's a proud solo man, he is.
"Its ok mate, I love being solomun on Valentine's day. I'm a proud solo man, I am. Can ya pass the tapas plate?"
by Tapas King February 15, 2020
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by shaizek May 3, 2018
Get the solommon mug.Joel Hokka in one of the hottest men walking on this mf planet. He was born 5.10.1993. His name day is 13.7. He is known for his amazing voice and he is the other Lead singer of the band Blind Channel.
”Hey did you know today (13.7) is Joel Eerik Salomon Hokka ’s name day?”
”No i did not.”
”U better go and say happy name day to him!”
”No i did not.”
”U better go and say happy name day to him!”
by @bc.arttii July 13, 2021
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He an amazing person to talk and hangout with, you’ll end up being in long conversation with him for hours having a wonderful time.
He an amazing person to talk and hangout with, you’ll end up being in long conversation with him for hours having a wonderful time.
“GET SOLMONED”
by ThatOrangeEngine November 18, 2020
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