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Social Media Hoosier

Someone who turns to social media to tell half truths, trys to belittle someone in public and needs to get others involved in their business because they are a narcissist deep down in their core.
“That nutcase is such a social media Hoosier .”
by 3114lyfe April 26, 2019
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Social Media Coward

An extremely weak and insecure individual that blocks someone they have an issue with on social media and then proceeds to use that same social media platform to post negative status updates or emotional rants directed at the person(s) they blocked. The social media coward engages in these acts on the assumption that the person(s) they are referencing and taking "shots" at likely will not see posts nor be able to respond.

See also, "Internet Coward"
Jack was dumped by Jill at Starbucks this morning. Afterwards, Jack went home, cried, and posted several status updates on Facebook directed at Jill explaining why he had to break up with her. Being the social media coward that he is, Jack blocked Jill on Facebook so she could not respond and tell the truth, thus Jack was able to successfully play the victim.
by FloorBageo January 21, 2021
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Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
by Corsters May 20, 2025
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black market social media

Social media that is not easily found by non-millennials.

Ex. VSCO
Millennials love their black market social media that no one has ever heard of!
by Hannied November 2, 2018
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National Social Media Day

National Social Media day is a day where you can only use social media, National Social Media day is on April 12th. If you don’t know which apps are social media and which are not then I will help you, The emoji for social media is “🍥”

Tiktok 🍥
Instagram 🍥
Messenger 🍥
WhatsApp 🍥
Facebook 🍥
Snapchat 🍥
Pinterest 🍥
Linkedln 🍥
Reddit 🍥
Person #1: *uses an app that’s not a social media*
Person #2: Hey! What app are you using?
Person #1: Umm I’m playing Roblox why?
Person #2: TODAY IS NATIONAL SOCIAL MEDIA DAY AND ROBLOX IS NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
Person #1: Omg I totally forgot!! I’ll switch to a social media rq
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social media thots

other words is: shit eaters , toss hoes , dick eaters , thots , Dookie hoes

toss hoe meaning: A female who has committed sexual acts with a group of males at the same time , being passed around from one dick to another.

1. "Did y'all hear neisha fucked the whole team"

"Yea she's such a toss hoe" "she just want to be around us cause we the next gang popping"..

thot meaning : A girl who is looked at as a hoe or slut. That girl a thot from the block.

social media hoe meaning: A social media hoe is a girl who comments on a lot of boys Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and others.

Shit Eater meaning: a open ass going ass fatherless ass ho with no morals what so ever. (often groupie or ran through)

Shit Eater, an pen ass going ass fatherless ass ho with no morals what so ever.

Dookie Hoe meaning: Girl that fucks a whole lot and jocks all day.

Probably from Ocala Florida
damn look at waldo with that dookie hoe.

that's all he can get.
other words is: shit eaters , toss hoes , dick eaters , thots , Dookie hoes , social media groupies

SOCIAL MEDIA THOTS

A example for it is : A female that suck & fuck the next dude that have a name for themselves

they also be with every opp out gangs in the city
by SOCIAL MEDIA THOTS July 30, 2023
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Social Media Bot

A social bot is an agent that talks autonomously on social media, usually trying to influencing the course of discussion and/or the opinions of its readers.
These Social Media bots are in all the comment sections.
by •~Lost_Boy •~ February 22, 2021
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