sneaky juice

A mixed drink consisting of an entire Mio Energy emptied into a handle of the cheapest vodka you can find.

"Aw man, that sneaky juice was a bad idea last night."

sneaky juice by ALL_CAPS_SHOCK_NAME March 5, 2015

Sneaky Tank Job

When adorned in a full ninja costume, the act of approaching a blind civilian and swiftly inserting (no more and no less than) three fingers into said civilian's unsuspecting rectal cavity.

"Hey, look at that blind guy! I'm gonna hook him up with a sneaky tank job. He'll never know what hit him!

Sneaky Tank Job by [e-mail] April 30, 2015

Sneaky Chicken 

Sneaky chickens are chickens that sneak around, not wanting to be noticed.

Helen, that sneaky chicken, was no where to be seen when I closed the coop tonight.

Sneaky Chicken by likethelion April 12, 2016

sneaky hastert

A sneaky Hastert involves performing an unwelcome sexual act, under the pretense of performing some other helpful action. The name comes from former house speaker Dennis Hastert, who allegedly molested members of a wrestling team he coached, under the pretense of assisting with the treatment of sport related injuries.

Person A: My groin cramped up in wrestling practice again, and the coach offered to help me stretch it out.

Person B: Oh, that was helpful.

Person A: It would have been, but while I was writing in pain, he jacked me off and fingered my asshole, then ran away while laughing maniacally and sniffing his fingers.

Person B: Ah, the old sneaky Hastert.

Person A: Yeah, I feel so violated.

sneaky hastert by butlerj June 15, 2016

sneaky paint job

When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.

Last night I gave Ally a sneaky paint job she woke up and thought someone put glue on her

sneaky paint job by Lil-Ernie169 July 10, 2017

sneaky ass bitch 

If you do something quickly and quietly.

Chamya is a sneaky ass bitch cause she stole janaiyas answers cause that bitch dumb PERIODDTTTTT

sneaky ass bitch by Sneaky ass bitch October 12, 2018

Sneaky Cumsooka

When your boyfriend says he's edging but he's not.

"How was your date with Tim last night?"
"Well he said he'd pull out... but all he pulled was a sneaky cumsooka on me."
"Ew"

Sneaky Cumsooka by Miezhaus April 7, 2020