Smuggling Parrots

A reference to peoples attempts smuggling going wrong when a parrot start waking up and talking. This talking being misinterpreted as coming from the person who is probably wasted. What is said is confused and short.

Mate walking into room. "Where are we? What time is it? What's my name?!"

Everyone else, "He is smuggling parrots right now."

by eMpTy January 12, 2013

Turd smugglins

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

shmugglin'

Doing anything lightweight cutty. Specifically, something you're not supposed to be doing. Like drugs, drinking, trespassing, or just something sketchy.

Hella people were shmugglin' at the park last night, until the cops rolled up and made everyone go home.

by MadDogg September 11, 2006

active snuggling

Passionate cuddling between you and your partner that leads to "active snuggling" aka sex

"I'd like to get in bed with you and snuggle"
"Do you mean snuggling-snuggling, or active snuggling?"
"mmm active snuggling..."

*proceed to engage in foreplay and sexual activities*

by Vee24 April 10, 2011

Smuggling Diamonds

The practise of sleeping with wealthy older women, but only up the poo pipe.

Alex: "Did you hear what Nicolai got up to last night?"

Alco: "He's not been smuggling diamonds again has he?"

Alex: "How do you know?"

Alco: "This is Nicolai we're talking about!"

Alex: "He's such a poo stabber!"

by Incey July 29, 2007

smugglenuffin

-to nuzzle vigorously

Brie just totally smugglenuffined me.

by shes no android November 14, 2006

smuggling yo-yo's

another name for a tampon

my girlfriend is smuggling yo-yo's

by delana brewer August 2, 2003