Smokey Carpet

The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).

Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!

by Harold Chastington III Esq. November 13, 2011

Smokey donut

When you vigorously have anal sex with someone, proceed to blow your cigar smoke in their open cavity, they then would fart smoke from their anus.

This quarters investors meeting was so crazy we had the receptionists blowing smokey donuts while the CEO was giving us the Q4 projections.

by Christian McNamara February 1, 2019

Smokey Handcuffs

When you smoke so much weed you can't move your arms.

"Bruh, I tried to spank it...but the smokey handcuffs got me"

by MC sticky rice March 4, 2017

Smokey Australian

During sex, the guy lights up and puts it out in the woman's ass. He then proceeds to have anal sex with her.

I'm totally going to do the Smokey Australian with her.

by asian persuasian March 20, 2009

Smokey McPott

The code i use

Hello officer

whats your name sir

Smokey McPott

by 12logan121 April 6, 2010

smokey the bear

when you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate, you stab her in the back with a match

Dude 1: "Only you can prevent forest fires"
Dude 2: "Only you can prevent me from giving your girlfriend smokey the bear"

by Theodis Bergstein June 21, 2006

smokey burnout

A man aligned with the Chevrolet Motor Company who perfers turbo-diesels and Poopenhagen chew. Extremely prone to violence. Rumored to be involved with various homosexual indulgences.

"Smokey Burnout is going to beat the living piss out of you for that one."

"Smokey Burnout is known to indulge in the pleasures of homosexualuality."

by unknown May 12, 2003