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Smokey Handcuffs

When you smoke so much weed you can't move your arms.
"Bruh, I tried to spank it...but the smokey handcuffs got me"

smokey glaze

The act of soaking your pubes in lighter fluid, sucking yourself off while on fire and finishing on your face with a Smokey Glaze
"Oh man, last night I gave myself a smokey glaze. Best nut of my life.
smokey glaze by Contagion33 November 30, 2017

Smokey mountain high school 

Pretty gay

Drug problem
Fat ass
Teen pregnancy

That sums it up

-love Swain
If you go to Smokey mountain high school your not going to live past 30

Smokey Biscuit 

She finished the smokey biscuit and rubbed it out with the toe of her stiletto.
Smokey Biscuit by WiseCookie August 9, 2018

Smokey Biscuit 

Usually poisonous and known to cause cancer, it is a chemical, herb, narcotic, or medicated substance packed into a cylindrical form that you light or inhale through smoking paraphernalia.
He pulled a smokey biscuit from behind his ear and placed it in his mouth. He searched for a lighter.

"Do you need a light?" she emerged with a lit match. The deliberate inversion of a subtle courtship signal was obvious, but an afterthought to the pang of addiction. Cupping his hands around the flame, he inhaled, deeply. "Thank you, so this is what it feels like to be a chick?"
She shook the flame from the match and tossed it in the ashtray.
Puffing in silence, their smoke thickened and curled around them like a wall of indifference. Eventually, she rubbed hers out with the toe of her red stiletto, he stamped out his, and they went back into the club.
Smokey Biscuit by WiseCookie August 9, 2018

Smokey donut

When you vigorously have anal sex with someone, proceed to blow your cigar smoke in their open cavity, they then would fart smoke from their anus.
This quarters investors meeting was so crazy we had the receptionists blowing smokey donuts while the CEO was giving us the Q4 projections.