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Clam Smasher

The female equivalent for the term “jerkoff”. Jerkoff is defined as someone undesirable who is loud, belligerent, and uncool with disregard for others personal enjoyment.
Samantha has been such a clam smasher lately! She’s been obnoxious all night.
by LJ14000 June 26, 2021
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Gringo Smasher

Kind of guy to buy the girl drinks all day and take her on his boat only then to coerce her into letting him stick it up the tush in a public area.
E.g. hey Sophie I’ll be late to lunch I think I’ve finna found myself a gringo smasher.
by kingrichardsley December 23, 2018
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Banana Smasher

When two men push each others penis head's together with a banana in the middle, smashing the banana in half, and both head's smash together.
Man these two gay guys are at the bar last night I could totally tell they were banana Smashers
by jv3 February 13, 2015
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Egg Smasher

Taken from the quote "don't put all your eggs in one basket"

An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.
Egg Smasher: I found another egg last week she's coming close to cracking.
by SanishPoe November 3, 2015
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Wee smasher

A scottish saying that refers to a beautiful young gentleman
I love your son, he’s a total wee smasher
by Lovelypeacheslol11 January 11, 2021
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pussy smasher

when a guy fucks a girl so hard she cant move, sit, or walk at all what so ever
Guy: baby can u walk after round 4
Girl: no my pussy has been smashed to hard....... baby ur a pussy smasher
by queenmami July 20, 2016
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Magnum Smasher

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way
When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.
by Hatogla November 17, 2023
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