the naughty slob

while have sex you dip your penis in a bowl of pudding mixed with guacamoly and stick it in the buttwhole of your partner. then you pour a Colt 45 all over you bodies while smoking a cig. After you do that you pull off her big toe-nail and fill it with soem sort of filling
(tappyoca is the best) and suck it off and fart in her face. then hve her eat the poop and dingle berrys out of your mouth.

dude i was banging caroline and i "the naughty slob"ed her it was shnarglerocker

by daniel9876544ghjlggf March 13, 2009

Train slob

It's when a lot of bitches line up to slob on your johnson.

Dave: "Holy shit did you hear about James and the train slob?"
Mike: "Yes, I heard he had jasmine in that bitch."

by Scarrty March 5, 2018

Dookie Slob

The act of taking ur own feces and molding it around your own penis as a cast. After waiting for it to dry around your penis, you receive oral sex and the giver sucks the poop off ur cock

Brian: Yo you heard grace gives good Dookie Slob
Sam: yeah I’m tryna find out

by No Thots please November 6, 2020

musical slob

somebody with legitimate musical experience, however is totally unskilled.

-"I couldn't tell the difference between two notes if life depended upon it."
-"How long have you been playing violin?"
-"10 years."
-"you're such a musical slob."

by Miseru Oesamu August 17, 2008

Mad Slob

The biggest slob of all slobs. A girl who will have sex with many, many partners, often receiving a facial at the end. Sometimes she might let your whole frat gangbang her like the little slut that she is.

me-Yo, my boy just broke up with his girl and now shes already banged 3 guys this week.

Ry- She's a mad slob yo.

by big sandk March 31, 2009

E-Slob

A person who never cleans up their emails and has a messy desktop full of links, files, and folders that they will never use again.

I borrowed Jim's computer to check my emails but I couldn't find the shortcut to Outlook because he has like 300 links on his desktop. What an e-slob!

by z28owner2 January 25, 2011

Slob Bob

A person is altogether sloppy, or a slob. They dress in sweats, baggy clothes, and PJs to school or other important events. Usually it's girls who just roll out of bed and go on about their day.

Rachel: Did you see Amanda today?

Becky: Yes, I can't believe how trashy she looks in those sweats and wife beater.

Rachel: She is totally a slob bob!!!

by Jamaraqui August 6, 2011