the naughty slob

while have sex you dip your penis in a bowl of pudding mixed with guacamoly and stick it in the buttwhole of your partner. then you pour a Colt 45 all over you bodies while smoking a cig. After you do that you pull off her big toe-nail and fill it with soem sort of filling
(tappyoca is the best) and suck it off and fart in her face. then hve her eat the poop and dingle berrys out of your mouth.

dude i was banging caroline and i "the naughty slob"ed her it was shnarglerocker

by daniel9876544ghjlggf March 13, 2009

E-Slob

A person who never cleans up their emails and has a messy desktop full of links, files, and folders that they will never use again.

I borrowed Jim's computer to check my emails but I couldn't find the shortcut to Outlook because he has like 300 links on his desktop. What an e-slob!

by z28owner2 January 25, 2011

Mad Slob

The biggest slob of all slobs. A girl who will have sex with many, many partners, often receiving a facial at the end. Sometimes she might let your whole frat gangbang her like the little slut that she is.

me-Yo, my boy just broke up with his girl and now shes already banged 3 guys this week.

Ry- She's a mad slob yo.

by big sandk March 31, 2009

musical slob

somebody with legitimate musical experience, however is totally unskilled.

-"I couldn't tell the difference between two notes if life depended upon it."
-"How long have you been playing violin?"
-"10 years."
-"you're such a musical slob."

by Miseru Oesamu August 17, 2008

slob blob

Someone who no longer has any self-respect, where it manifests in his life in some way.

That guy became a slob blob: fat and lazy. But then he recovered and became social again!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Train slob

It's when a lot of bitches line up to slob on your johnson.

Dave: "Holy shit did you hear about James and the train slob?"
Mike: "Yes, I heard he had jasmine in that bitch."

by Scarrty March 5, 2018

Slob Dunk

A filthy girl who is very slutty and will let a guy do absolutely anything to her. Keep word, "Anything". It sucks she's so good at sex but only because everyone in the town as ran through her like a track race. Probably has aids.

Hey do you see that girl over there, I kinda wanna fuck her?

Yeah bro your chances are very high considering she's a real slob dunk.

by Leprechaun 2020... March 11, 2020