Hypixel Skywars

Hypixel skywars is a place where a bunch of hackers, hack and ruin the fun.

Hypixel Skywars is bad because watchdog is shit at it's job.

by Mark The Boy October 12, 2021

ANAKIN sKYWALKER

A fat sticky blunt full of that fire that cuts ya lungs like a light saber. Call that blunt a anikan skywalker cuz.

a fat blunt that reminds you of a light saber used by anakin skywalker. Use the force...

by anarcho June 14, 2008

Skylarking

A sexual act whereby a woman lays down naked on her back and man crouches over her, naked as well, and vomits down into her open mouth.

Originated from the common misconception that the cover of seminal English Pastoral-New Wave-Baroque Pop band XTC's classic 1986 album of the same name depicts a pair of lovers engaging in the described act. In reality, they are each just playing the flute.

"Dude, that girl I took out on a date Friday was a total freak - after dinner, we went back to my place and were up skylarking half the night, 'til we had to order in from the diner because I was so hungry."

by stavrosthemuffinman April 20, 2009

rey skywalker

when you truly want the most shit show of puke you will ever see balls of urine will drown your eyes while coughing up butthole sand from your gross ass trans gf with dom toretto constantly repeating the word family the smell of shitlemon in the air

who are you? ( im rey.... rey skywalker )

by rey skywalker November 23, 2021

Skywalking

A relationship, with a person you don't realize is your sibling.

Friend: Hey isn't that your girlfriend?
Bro: No...
Friend: What, she saw your tiny dick and said no!?
Bro: More like we learned we were skywalking....
Friend: ... That's your sister?... WAIT YOU ALMOST FUCKED YOUR SISTER!?!!?!?
Bro: . . . . . .

by WolfyFox January 20, 2017

Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver

The Scenario: You're driving along on a relatively deserted two-lane highway, at night, in the right-hand lane. You encounter another vehicle, either behind you or in front of you, in either lane. Eventually, the other vehicle ends up in the left lane, about half a car-length behind you. If the driver had half a brain and basic knowledge of highway driving, they would either pass you, or merge behind you. Instead, it's some brain-dead moron who matches your speed exactly and stays in the same place, thus blinding you with headlights into your side-view mirror. It's especially annoying with a truck or SUV.

The Maneuver: Check your rear-view to make sure there's nobody behind you in your lane. Apply the brakes firmly; not enough to leave rubber behind, but enough for significant deceleration. If you have a manual transmission, or the fairly new "semi-automatic" or "manumatic" transmission, then you should also downshift in order to heighten the effect. The dumbass in the other lane will then fly by you. The advantages are twofold: the other driver will likely be confused about your sudden braking and worry that you saw something that they missed, and also you're now in a perfect position to aim your lights into their side-view mirror, thereby turning the tables.

The Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver is named in honor of Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. In Star Wars episode VI: Return of the Jedi, he went from having two Imperial Scout Troopers on his 6 o'clock to having them at his 12 o'clock, where he quickly dispatched them.

by klopek007 April 6, 2010

skywalk

the act of being or getting drunk from vodka, specifically while being underage.

Amy: Lauren and I had a nice skywalk last night.

Jessica: How wasted did you get? And off of what?

Amy: So trashed. And a mix of Smirnoff and UV!

by laurelxooxoxoxox June 29, 2011