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shy shits 

bowel movement that does not want to get out when one is sitting down taking a shit, thus giving the perception that the shit is too shy to leave the rectum.

It is usually straining, time consuming, and inconvenient to push out and deal with.
Boss: What is the deal Thomas? Late for the third time this week!

Thomas: (Nervous and with no eye contact)Sorry boss, i was at home with a case of the shy shits.

Boss: (grabbing Thomas' shouler facing him)Well dont we all.

Both laugh
shy shits by mainbwana March 17, 2011
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One who is extremely shy, nervous, and/or afraid of being in any type of social situation or interaction with other humans. This person also has the physical appearance of a geek, dork, nerd, dweeb, and/or bookworm.
"Hey Paul, what do you not answer your phone because you're a shy geek?!"
shy geek by Deez Voicemail July 19, 2017
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Shy Guy (Mario) 

A friendly/Evil Innocent looking thing wearing a white mask... no one knows what is under he mask.
The Shy Guy (Mario) is a creature that has a white mask and different color clothes Mario
Shy Guy (Mario) by Red Shy Guy July 26, 2017
having an aversion to defecating in strange places
i cant go #2 everywhere, i got shy booty
shy booty by boyy_wonder March 8, 2018
When you have an impressively large poop, but place it just right to where it swims up the plumbing and just a head is poking out of the little hole looking up at you.
I got home from a long road trip and waited to long to use the restroom. When I finally did, I birthed the hugest Shy Eel ever!
Shy Eel by Chub17 March 30, 2018

Shy’nise 

Shy’nise is a very intelligent,beautiful,sweet person.She’s very good at giving advice and will always tend to forgive.sports is very important to her life especially volleyball.She might be shy when you meet her but she’ll open up as the months and years go by .If you push her buttons she can turn into a different person so don’t try her.she is very confident,and has the perfect body.But overall she’s a very great person everyone would want in their life.
Shy’nise by Slimy.s🐍 April 19, 2019

Shy’nise 

Shy’nise is a very intelligent,beautiful,sweet person.She’s very good at giving advice and will always tend to forgive.sports is very important to her life especially volleyball.She might be shy when you meet her but she’ll open up as the months and years go by .If you push her buttons she can turn into a different person so don’t try her.she is very confident,and has the perfect body.But overall she’s a very great person everyone would want in their life
Shy’nise by Slimy.s🐍 April 19, 2019