when you have wiped your ass so many times and have such ring of fire that you literally can only take a wad of toilet paper and stamp it on your ass in hopes of wiping excess crap
after eating a wicked meal of extra spicy indian food and having the runs i was eventually forced to shitstamp myself
by Vince Barnes March 11, 2008
Get the Shitstamp mug.A shitstopper is when you thrust your knee with power to hit someone's arsehole. Therefore this is said to stop your shit.
by tony lai August 3, 2007
Get the shitstopper mug.A type of Shit everyone has at least once in there life. Not to be confused with the much smaller Shart. However a Shart might be an indication of said Shit Storm Approaching. Multiple cans of air freshener and possible wetting of toilet paper to clean after are good indications. This is the shit of all shits and is most unpleasant. Maybe accompanied by stomach pains and or uncontrollable vomiting if the Shit Storm is from food poisoning.
by Bige666999 January 22, 2011
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by Mortimer Maritimer November 27, 2013
Get the shitstorming mug.When you're really hungry and hankering for anything to eat and spot two slices of bread eye-ing you across the room. You then take those bread slices and put whatever food/condiments you can find in between them. For example, tortilla chips, peanut butter, and jalapeños. BOOM; SHIT STORM SANDWICH COMIN' AT YA.
Doug McDougster: Oh shit, we have no more food left.
Gary Terd: Uh Doug, haven't you heard of the 'shit storm sandwich?'
Doug McDougster: That's sounds appetizing
Gard Terd: It is, and it only involves a very small amount of shit
Gary Terd: Uh Doug, haven't you heard of the 'shit storm sandwich?'
Doug McDougster: That's sounds appetizing
Gard Terd: It is, and it only involves a very small amount of shit
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Pronounced like History, except with an "Sh" added.
Basically, a Shitstory is a person's individual past or present past, that has been anything but decent.
A person that has a Shitstory, had an extremely rough and tumble childhood. They were either abused, molested, raped, had serious familial problems or the likes. Even those that had a difficult time growing up, due to the typicality of youth, can even have a Shitstory.
Shitstory doesn't just denote childhood. It also encompasses adulthood as well.
Pronounced like History, except with an "Sh" added.
Basically, a Shitstory is a person's individual past or present past, that has been anything but decent.
A person that has a Shitstory, had an extremely rough and tumble childhood. They were either abused, molested, raped, had serious familial problems or the likes. Even those that had a difficult time growing up, due to the typicality of youth, can even have a Shitstory.
Shitstory doesn't just denote childhood. It also encompasses adulthood as well.
Dr. Tanner: "Come now Clareece. Tell me about yourself. Tell me about your family history."
Clareece: "You mean my family Shitstory?"
Clareece: "You mean my family Shitstory?"
by Ms. Lacuna August 5, 2009
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