by scott meier June 27, 2022

by xyzxyzxyx October 4, 2014

Fictional device used to reduce the diameter of an extremely large vagina. It involves inserting a complete Smithfield whole cured ham into the cavernous canal, then pulling out the bone, leaving a smaller hole for one to fornicate with and reducing the “hot dog in the hallway” effect.
“Jenny said she’s gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!”
“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”
“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”
by Eddie.d November 17, 2019

by BrOoKxIe February 3, 2020

Shim is a male or female who dresses and acts opposite of their original sex . He is she or she is him =Shim
by Sovereign Me February 7, 2019

by Strait_White_Male27 June 16, 2018

To create a shim, or a remake of a movie done by reenacting the scenes where they were acted out originally.
Source: My dream
Source: My dream
by hkarargi May 24, 2025
