Shaking the ketchup bottle

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.

BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.

I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.

I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.

by orangepony September 15, 2012

shaking like a shitting dog

When u have a bad case of D.T's from too much booze the night before, are nervous or cold

He was in such a bad way he was shaking like a shitting dog

by bezzr77 September 11, 2007

Slut shaming

A term some hoe made up for fucking too much. Applies to males and females

Slut shaming her/him is wrong! He/she only slept with 2 million people.

by Thickbitch68 March 13, 2017

sharing

1. Giving something that belongs to you to someone else out of the goodness of your heart.

2. When two people do something together.

Let's share this piece of cake.

by Dannielle September 10, 2004

Shaving Foams

Shaving Foam when it is spread all over your body/face...
Normally used after saying HA-HA!

Ha-Ha!
I Am Using the Shaving Foams!

by Notsonewfag June 8, 2010

slut shaming

A good way to make a ho feel guilty because she doesn't know how to have fun without spreading her legs.

Jenni gets offended when we start slut shaming her, but honestly there's nothing wrong with it.

by BestBelieveI'mBumpin2pac January 9, 2014

drunk shaming

An entertaining activity whose purpose is to humiliate the victim for being the out-of-control drunkard that he/she is. The victim must be a person who has passed out drunk with his/her shoes still on. This person is fair game for many types of "shaming", such as being written on with Sharpies, being duct-taped, and having a bunch of shit piled on top of him/her. This has become a common practice in colleges throughout America.

Joe woke up just in time for his big job interview with a raging headache and the taste of alcohol lingering in his mouth. As he came to he realized he had been a victim of some serious drunk shaming. He found himself under a pile of all of his clothes, his TV, his computer, his bike, about 100 beer bottles, and his two cats. He managed to get the Sharpie drawings off his face, but he missed the big drawing of a cock and balls on the back of his neck. Unfortunately, his boss didn't.

by Nick D July 12, 2004