A phrase that describes the strong probability that a pre-teen lad will eventually discover and commit substantial interest and money to marijuana in his teen years and beyond. The labeling of said pre-teen is based on several signs, including but not limited to:
1. Pervasive sloth,
2. Inability to react to any situation with any affect other than "Woah dude, that's intense..." even when faced with legitimately urgent circumstances,
3. Otherworldly appetite for candy and sweets... Of any type, at any time and at any social, physical or emotional cost to himself or others,
4. Preference for human interaction only through online gaming platforms unless in-person, face to face interaction is required to obtain candy or a WiFi password... And even then the interaction is devoid of eye contact.
1. Pervasive sloth,
2. Inability to react to any situation with any affect other than "Woah dude, that's intense..." even when faced with legitimately urgent circumstances,
3. Otherworldly appetite for candy and sweets... Of any type, at any time and at any social, physical or emotional cost to himself or others,
4. Preference for human interaction only through online gaming platforms unless in-person, face to face interaction is required to obtain candy or a WiFi password... And even then the interaction is devoid of eye contact.
Little Bro 1: guys, let's bounce! The swimming pool only has free swim for another hour!
Little Bro 2: absolutely! Wait... Where the heck is Brian?
Little Bro 3: he's still sucking on his X-Box nipple. I'll get him- BRIAAAAANNNNNN!!! C'mon dude, let's get to the pool before it closes!
Brian (slurring through a cheek full of Skittles mixed with half-chewed Snickers bar): In a minute- I'm almost done making an awesome closet for my Minecraft pet pig, man...
Bro 1's Mom whispering to Bro 1's Dad: The Shaggy is strong with this one... Let's keep that in mind for a few years...
Little Bro 2: absolutely! Wait... Where the heck is Brian?
Little Bro 3: he's still sucking on his X-Box nipple. I'll get him- BRIAAAAANNNNNN!!! C'mon dude, let's get to the pool before it closes!
Brian (slurring through a cheek full of Skittles mixed with half-chewed Snickers bar): In a minute- I'm almost done making an awesome closet for my Minecraft pet pig, man...
Bro 1's Mom whispering to Bro 1's Dad: The Shaggy is strong with this one... Let's keep that in mind for a few years...
by Anon Pi2 November 30, 2013
by joe momma January 20, 2005
shaggy 2 dope is 1 of the 2 Insane Clown Posse members, released a solo album F*ck Off. Basically, shaggy 2 dope KICKS ASS!
WICKED CLOWNZ NEVER DIE!
WICKED CLOWNZ NEVER DIE!
Twiztid is the shit, and I'm down with the Clown, Dark Lotus for life, till im dead in the ground!
And I wouldn't know if shaggy 2 dope was hot.... lol MMFCL ALL YOU JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES!!!
And I wouldn't know if shaggy 2 dope was hot.... lol MMFCL ALL YOU JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES!!!
by SilverJuggalo912 October 15, 2005
by JD Fort July 22, 2005
1/2 of the rap duo Insane Clown Posse. as of 2003, he has red and brown dreadlocks and had exactly 14 tattoos. he also has 3 children, (2 of his kids' names are tattooed on his stomach)
did i mention he was HOT?!
did i mention he was HOT?!
by meg August 14, 2003
by Brenda February 27, 2004