Soft Serve

sɑft sɜrv

Ejaculating while soft.

Most commonly confused with Pushing Rope

"After the fifth time jerking it I could only jizz soft serves"

"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"

by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019

Soft Serving

When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.

Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.

by Meltör September 1, 2019

swerving and serving

A phrase used to show that one is able to drive to a location and sell drugs to a potential customer

"What you need? Im swerving and serving"

by 256' youngin December 6, 2017

Serving cock

The masculine equivalent of serving cunt but for the fuckin lads.
It’s a mind set.

* bro walks In looking dapper as hell*
* other bro* “ damn dawg your serving cock”

by Pawg Daddy May 10, 2023

ham served

Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."

We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.

by j0h May 11, 2021

Soft serve

A hardcore diss, when a man acts like a little bitch showing you he cannot get his dick up or keep it up for long.

I see that guy constantly slut shaming women, he's really giving soft serve energy.

by dickydanceroutine March 24, 2022

Soft-Serve

The type of soft person who is most likely responsible for so many “anti-bullying” rules in the Terms & Conditions portion of any Internet service. Usually over-sensitive and doesn’t deserve access to the internet if their feelings get hurt that easily.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.

“Dude, YouTube is getting rid of dislikes to promote mental health”
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”

by placebo! September 9, 2021