i ain't never seen two pretty best friends 

As you read, there is no record of two pretty best friends. One of is always butt ugly while the other is hot.

Nah, Valentina and Sophia can't both be pretty cause i ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them gotta be ugly. As you can see, Sophia is sexier.

i ain't never seen two pretty best friends by MadPhatCoochie November 4, 2020

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends 

it’s always one of gotta be ugly

guy one: yo look at those two girls
guy two: yeah but i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends tho

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends by pussysmack November 2, 2020

Biggest Cock I've Ever Seen 

What you yell when you see somebody ridin' in the back of a truck that you don't know.

Cedric: "Look at those dudes in the back of that truck, you know what we gotta do!"

Frankie: "THOSE GUYS HAVE THE BIGGEST COCK I'VE EVER SEEN. SERIOUSLY, IT IS LIKE A MONSTER!!!"

Girl on the Corner: "Oh my!"

Biggest Cock I've Ever Seen by Dushane November 3, 2007

Have you seen my baseball? 

A way of asking someone if they are retarded.

A way of making someone realize that what they have just said or done is retarded.

Kat: "One day I'd like to go to college to become an Indian"

Saundra: "Uh... Have you seen my baseball?"

Have you seen my baseball? by NickLover July 2, 2008

Have You Seen The Cannibal Holocaust? 

A slightly more PG version of asking if someone is not a virgin. The opposite of asking someone if they've played Fortnite, which is basically asking if they are a virgin.

CONTEXT: Cannibal Holocaust is a 1980 film that has been banned in several countries for how violent it is.

Louis: "Have you seen the cannibal holocaust?"
Elliot: "I haven't"
Louis: "So you play Fortnite then."

Have You Seen The Cannibal Holocaust? by buy me free games November 4, 2018

on seen 

When you text somebody and they read it but don't text back

°"Bryan guess who i was texting last night"

°"who"

°"shanice but she left me on seen after i asked her for head"

on seen by Divine;leelee August 3, 2015

have you seen jeremy? 

Def: A warning from friends to hide,
when an ulgly chick you accidently gave a night of passion to, is looking for you the next day.

Background: Poor, hung over Jeremy had this ugly ass girl flailing her arms in the air asking everyone she saw "Have you seen Jeremy!?"

Watch out man...have you seen Jeremy!?

have you seen jeremy? by Danny B March 16, 2005