Second-Hand Jackass

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.
Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."
by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009
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Second Hand Fuck

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move
I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.
by Deafblackkids March 4, 2020
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Second Hand Horniness

When you get horny from hearing of someone else's sexual interactions
I got Second Hand Horniness when hearing about Jacob's girlfriend
by Corina Corina March 24, 2021
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second hand drinking

when a sober person pretends to be drunk or acts stupid among drunk people
is that guy drunk?
no, it's just second hand drinking
by slashthenoob May 8, 2010
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Second-Hand Baby

A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.
Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.
by scottdrums January 14, 2014
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second hand music

When you hear music coming from another sound system other than your own or from someone else.
In the car, i heard second hand music coming from a car in the traffic next to us.
by muriel pidcock August 24, 2007
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Second hand emotion

A second hand emotion is when your friend goes through a heart break or something and it upsets you as well as them
I'm sad because my friend lost her cat.
Isn't that second hand emotion?

Yeah because it didn't happen to me but it still upsets me.
by D.bug January 13, 2016
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