Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023

Schlicke

"Schlicke" is an insult you can use on your friends in any scenario.

It is very common to use it as another version of "stupid" or goofy.

Bro 1: Yo bro, i bought the new COD MW3

Bro 2: You schlicke, stop schlicking around, that game is such a bad game.

Bro 1: No it aint schlicke, you're the one schlicking around, schlickster

by Therealonefromthestreets December 14, 2023

Schmuckle

A person who is valley-girl esque in speech, yet extremely masculine and buff in physique.

Person 1: "Hey, dude. I want you to meet my girlfriend from Southern California."
Person 2: "Duudddeee. She's such a schmuckle. Does she lift weights?"

by Clingymuffin88 January 14, 2024

schmicket

Another name for a Eurasian Coot or a vagina, my friend also calls her daughter ‘schmicket’

‘Hello young schmicket’
‘Oh look a schmicket’
‘You got a lovely hairy ol’ schmicket’ 😂

by Schmicket1 January 18, 2024

Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.

Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"

by IMSZac January 26, 2024

Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.

Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"

by IMSZac January 29, 2024

Schlicke

A insult to use on your friends when they are being stupid.
The word has little to no meaning and is used

Guy 1: Hey Schlicke
Guy 2: For fuck sake dude that is so lame.
Guy 1: Whatever you say Schlicke

by The ball of the Schlicke February 24, 2024