Scandinavian Water Bottle

What made you search this, tell me. What made you want to type "Scandinavian Water Bottle"
Well whatever ridocolous reasons you searched this, "Scandinavian Water Bottle" meanings a water bottle in scandinavia.

Me: I am in Scandinavia and have a Scandinavian Water Bottle
Friend: Ok weird phrasing but makes sense.

by Wait a minute... Germany? December 25, 2021

Scandinavian Zen

The lifestyle of the happiest people on Earth - the Scandinavians. Finding your everyday Zen moments in Scandinavian ways. Focusing on the important stuff and ignoring the irrelevant bullshit,

I've been too busy lately. I need to get some Scandinavian Zen in my life.

Q: Do I need to go to a class or something to learn Scandinavian Zen?
A: Hell no, just do your thing. Scandinavian Zen is a mindset.

by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021

Scandinavian Toupee

The act of taking a serious poop on the scalp of another and vigorously caressing it into their roots.

Becka, your breff is harsh." "Nah, grl. That's just my Scandinavian Toupee.

by AlaLobstah January 2, 2011

Scandinavian Flamethrower

The female places icy hot in her vaginal region and the male lights his penis on fire before beginning intercourse, the act takes course in a walk in freezer.

During my lunch break my coworker just asked if we could perform the Scandinavian flamethrower.

by Reggaetron June 23, 2025

Scandinavian Jiu Jitsu

The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!

Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!

by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023

Scandinavian fog cloud

When you light a splif, you blow out into a woman’s pussy and she queefs in your mouth and you get high off it.

“yeah that girl gave me the Scandinavian fog cloud last night it was funny as shit”

by synthyol October 17, 2025

Scandinavian Pun

Scandinavian pun doesn't mean anything you retard

1-"Yeah he said pickles and cucumbers aren't the same, so eventually I gave up on the dumbass and told him to fuck off with that scandinavian pun."

2-"What the fuck is a scandinavian pun?"

by StellerBallChopping April 13, 2025