Scandinavian Water Bottle

What made you search this, tell me. What made you want to type "Scandinavian Water Bottle"
Well whatever ridocolous reasons you searched this, "Scandinavian Water Bottle" meanings a water bottle in scandinavia.
Me: I am in Scandinavia and have a Scandinavian Water Bottle
Friend: Ok weird phrasing but makes sense.
by Wait a minute... Germany? December 25, 2021
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Scandinavian Jackpot

When you have sex with one girl from each of the Scandinavian countries (Sweden, Denmark and Norway) at the same time.
Bro 1: Hey man i did the Scandinavian Jackpot yesterday
Bro 2: No way bro. Im proud of you!
by Loco Latino March 07, 2019
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Scandinavian sauce

It's when you take your lover to a Scandinavian village and prapare them for a viking war. If they win they get to live yet if they lose they will be beaten to a sauce matter by vikings
"Hey dude what did you do last weekend?"

"Ugh nothing, just committed Scandinavian sauce"
by KryAle August 12, 2021
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scandinavian neck tie

Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.
Dude, you still owe me 10lbs of Reindeer. Pay up or get the Scandinavian Neck tie!
by jermarley February 25, 2021
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Scandinavian Bridge Cutter

A sexual act, where one removes the nasal ridge of the others nose, making ample room to be able to stick their penis up the partners nostril.
"Hey man ever tried nasal with your girl"?
"Nah, cant fit my cock up her nose"
"It's all good just use the Scandinavian Bridge Cutter method".
by ronald555555 July 04, 2019
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Scandinavian pile driver

A cocktail beyond your wildest dreams, concocted by a Mr. Diaz. No one knows the ingredients, although there are undertones of honey.
That Diaz sure knows how to make a Scandinavian pile driver
by chestrrrr March 18, 2021
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Scandinavian Surprise

A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.

A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.
The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.
by Sirius666 October 15, 2018
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