S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

M/S

Abbreviation for ''murder/suicide'', when one kills another and commits suicide after.

She cheated on him after his 15 years marriage and now wants divorce to get half of his stuff, this shit will end in a m/s in the making

by Lukeee301 May 2, 2023

s and m

what hugh grant is into

well i’ve been into S and M for some time now -hugh grant

by somecockwarmer August 20, 2022

S e m a j

I made this for fun, and for no other purpose.

Man, this is S e m a j!

by just some random drywall October 21, 2020

(>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)

Some shit bitches have been putting in thier bios on Tinder.

Hot chick's profile on Tinder: blah blah blah... add me on

(>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)
For more info about me!

by Ron L'baam November 5, 2017

s b e m

When somebody want to do something and he failed you can say sbem so that he is spento. You also have to have a sbem face.
It's a ''shut the f*** up'' but with class.

Blitzcrank tries to grab you and misses .
You ''s b e m''

by Sbemminator March 12, 2018

S+M

somthing that will never be real

hari: S+M
safwan:bro that aint never gonna be real

by Pyooyu_ January 11, 2023