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Rocky Mountain Log Jam 

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd
Me and the wife did a Rocky Mountain Log Jam last night. It was so hot!

Rocky Mountain High School 

A school that used to have a fantastic art program but is now a sad dumpster fire full of meth addicts and wannabe jocks.
Do you remember Rocky Mountain High School?”
“No!”

Or

“Your mom must have went to Rocky Mountain High School!”

Rocky Mountain Mudslide

I was performing fellatio on my back (breast included). Then he decided to turn around and give me a Rocky Mountain Mudslide.
Rocky Mountain Mudslide by anonymous February 12, 2026

Rocky Mountain taco

Eating a woman out in a tree hammock
Dude, I gave this girl a Rocky Mountain taco.

Rocky Mountain High

Noun: Getting on board Amtrak's California Zephyr route and getting loaded on edibles
"Instead of visiting in-laws this year, I'll be taking a Rocky Mountain High with Jessica instead."
Rocky Mountain High by E bough December 14, 2025

Big Rock Candy Mountains 

In the depression era, A tale told by hobos to snag young kids to do their begging for them. Tales of lemonade springs and cigarette trees abound. First sung about by Harry McClintock.

Now, It's a Skwatta's version of paradise. It's what keeps punks on the street hopeful.
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright.

The handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out everynight.