saddle river

A super wealthy town in Bergen County, New Jersey. Saddle River rivals some of the countries wealthiest towns such as Bel Air, Greenwich and Atherton. The town's demographics are 95% white, the other 5% consists of blacks. But not black surgeons or lawyers, blacks who got lucky and make it into the pop industry. Saddle River is home to Russell Simmons and his soon to-be-ex-wife Kimora Lee Simmons (designer of 'urban-couture' brand Baby Phat), Rev Run (Joseph Simmons) and his family and Jason Kidd (not totally black, he is bi-racial). Russell and Kimora both live on Fox Hedge Road while Joseph Simmons (Russell's brother) resides on Wildwood Drive. Saddle River, although recently inhabited by trash is still a beautiful place to raise kids. School's are amazing although most parents send their kids to private school. But once you hit 18 and you receive your trust fund get out of Saddle River as fast as possible! There is nothing to do in that town, especially if you're a yuppie. As well as great schools Saddle River is laced with some fantastic estates. Alford Road, Ackerman Drive and the sought after location of Chestnut Ridge are home to magnificent estates; but don't expect to catch much of a glimpse at these beautiful homes without personally knowing the owner. The homes, atleast any home that costs 2 million or more (which is about every home) are surrounded by 6 foot tall hedges as well as wrought iron gates at the foot of the driveways. To top it off there are usually security cameras perched on the tall gates watching your every move. The only time you can catch a sneak peak at these amazing homes is in the winter when all the leaves are off, but most of the mansions have ever-green trees around their property which retain their leaves year-long. All in all, Saddle River is a beautiful place to raise your kids or retire to when you are older; but if your not making atleast 150k a year don't think about moving here, you might want to settle for Frankling Lakes or North Caldwell.

*2 people taking a trip. 1 lives in saddle River and the other is unfamiliar with Saddle river and they are driving down E. Saddle River Road.**
Person 1: Oh my gosh, look at that house!!
Saddle River Resident: That house is only 13,000 sq. ft though? There are much larger homes, drive through Alford Road or Fox Hedge Road. Those homes are easily 25,000+.
Person 1: Wow, I never knew homes were THAT huge.

by m954 May 26, 2008

May River High School

May River High School in Bluffton SC is a country club for all the rich white chads that live in Bluffton, but its disguised as a high school, half the kids drive here with pavement princess's for trucks, and the other half come with some expensive looking cars, in the parking lot of the school, you can be standing at any spot in the parking lot and there will be a juul cartridge on the ground, half the teachers here dont even do their job, the staff cares more about dress code than fights, and the bathrooms here might as well just be called the juul rooms. People here blow out all their money on shooting dice and most of the girls here are just snowbunnies that talk shit behind your back, If you are zoned here at any point in time, Run. Because you'll know what I'm talking about soon enough.

Person 1: Oh, what school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to May River High School.
Person 1: Oh ok, so that means you've got a juul on you, right?
Person 2: Of course, who at May River doesnt?

by Blufftonisgarbage January 4, 2019

Mariano Rivera

The greatest closer in baseball history. Period. End of Story.

Dude #1: Mariano Rivera
Dude #2: The dude that blew a world series by throwing a ball into center field?
Dude #1: Yeah, the dude that has the lowest career post season average, 500+ saves, the lowest career era among relief pitchers and the most saves in post season and world series history.

Dude #2: Damn.

by yanks42 July 15, 2009

River Kwai Flip Cup

A variation of Traditional Flip Cup designed with the purpose of making the participants unable to continue drinking. It normally involves only two participants and 5-8 cups per side, each filled with a full beer.

The Party almost had a fight break out, but they made them settle things over River Kwai Flip Cup. After that, they were too drunk to stand.

by RivKwai November 19, 2009

Riverbank road

The richest street in Stamford! Of course it is in North Stamford where all the preppy, spoiled (their parents fault) kids live. They have fricken Mansions. Most of the kids there basicallly live in Greenwich or New Caynan because they are always there!! All there bet friend are from There. They go to Greenwich Academy or some other rich kid school. (again, not their fault). If you live there, then you either are cool or spoiled!!

dude not from North Stamford: Dude, what is up with that Ralph Lauren Shirt?

Riverbank road dude: i live on Riverbank road

other dude: ohhhhh got it..

by Swim2424 September 11, 2011

Rive ud af røven

Hvis man river ud af røven betyder det at man improvisere fuldstendigt. Man kan have ingen forstand på et emne, men stadig rive ud af røven. Det kan også betyde at man bliver spurgt om ting og uden at vide det lyder man så selvsikker i sit svar at andre tror på det.

Jeg elsker at rive ud af røven fordi alle tror på mig, hvis jeg lyder selvsikker nok.

by Deleordning60-40 November 14, 2022

tiggs reveal

An attempt to get a girl to flash her boobs for you, often just because, or due to a dare

"I asked Karen to tiggs reveal last night, but she didn't cuz her parents were sitting right there."

by cipriano119 April 25, 2009