system reset

The act of taking a poo in a household toilet

"Right guys, I'm off to go and have a system reset"
"You might not want to go in there for a while, I've just done a system reset"
"Phoah, it smells in there, have you just done a system reset in there? Afraid so."

by samuel_wade January 15, 2017

Barfday reset

A barfday reset is any event when you throw up, vomit, barf, puke, etc. You've expelled your stomach contents, you now have a new barfday.

I was hoping to celebrate my barfday next Thursday, but last night I had the grossest barfday reset ever. Chowder, EVERYWHERE.

My 5yr old son just reset his barfday this morning, I'm going to have to work from home today.

by j0nthegreat August 6, 2024

You should reset character now!

it’s a sentence which describes fatherless kid and no life black figures.

Player 1: hey you suck.

Player 2: YOU SHOULD RESET CHARACTER NOW!

by IWASAROBLOXOWNER May 8, 2024

resetting

The act of sticking a screwdriver up the anus while being held upside down.

A: I want to reset you like a furby tonight.
B: i could really go for a good resetting

by FeelingFrosty February 7, 2020

Universe Reset

A group of highly unstable retards whose only job is to make one person's life a living hell. Also known as "gangbanging" him/her into hopeless despair of ones useless fucking life. One invested with about twenty six alternate accounts mostly maid by the princess herself.

"Hey do you know about Universe Reset?"
"You mean those retards who can't tell a word from a letter?"
"Yup."

by Grim__ April 10, 2022

Crotch Reset

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.

My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.

by Jeehar June 10, 2014

Reset the Sweat

When you worry about something, then realise you may not need to worry, but then later you do need to worry.

I think I'm late!!
Wait, no, that meeting is scheduled for tomorrow...
Wait, no, it's now!! Ah, crap, reset the sweat!

by OZze January 24, 2024