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Remote Closer

A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.
"As a remote closer, I can work from anywhere while helping businesses close major deals."
by IRSAgents December 27, 2024
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Neural Remote Monitoring

It's a gps, whatever,

if someone is using it on u find emp gun, or magnet. locate chip on stalker.
by MineOwedWu's July 27, 2021
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Online Game Remote

Online Game Remotes are an incredibly rare type of technology.

Most Online Game Remotes are hidden inside area 51 or other government testing areas.

The majority of moms would kill for this rare remote.

Whoever owns one of these remotes is most likely wanted buy the government.
Son, once i get ahold of one of these Online Game Remotes you and your friends will be done for.

Son! Son! I just got ahold of one of the highly rare Online Game Remotes! Cant wait to fuck up your games!
by Dhar Mannn August 20, 2021
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remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote
OMG! Doug has a remote penis
by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023
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Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.
My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.
by sdickiso November 21, 2016
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losing the tv remote

the worst thing that could ever happen to you

it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
"crap i hate losing the tv remote"
by nintendugh sexy foah February 5, 2025
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Remote

(noun) Something which is always too far away, even if it's just a metre away from you, especially if you're lying on a couch.

Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.
Mum: Why did you call?
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???
by Leviosa Dragon August 14, 2016
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