rectum ranger

The term often used for a middle aged man who engages in same sex endeavours.

jonno is often seen frequenting men only bars, its been said that hes a know rectum ranger

by hes a right uphill gardener February 22, 2019

Rectum Wrangler

One who views the human anus as a means for venting anger. These dangerous people destroy anuses worldwide with fierce thrusts of their genitalia.

Peter:Look out Billy-John, I hear there's been sightings of an rectum wrangler in town Billy-John: Oh no Peter! We should plug our anuses to prevent total destruction!

by werALLskrewd November 03, 2010

walking rectum

A person who is not merely an asshole, but much much worse.

Oh yeah, I know Kevin, and I think he is a walking rectum.

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

rectum roulette

a game you play if you enjoy giving anal sex where you're never quite sure what the state of the arse is in, therefore it is a roulette of rectums.

normal-tight-normal-loose-tight-goatse, you lose :)

by fuckbucket April 07, 2005

rectum discharge

When you are pushing out a fart u discharge fecal out of ur ass

holy shit man that waz a big rectum discharge

by charney December 07, 2003

rectum spelunker

One who explores the rectum using various tools including wine corks, Samoan plantains, Red Bull energy drinks, de-clawed chinchillas, and enchiladas. Machimbre can be loaded into the rectal cavity as a safety precaution.

I'd spelunk that rectum in a New York minute.-Colin N. Gibson SS#:537340557
He's a rectum spelunker alright.

by dan and matt February 14, 2006

optic rectum

when your optic nerve is connected to your rectum nerve it gives you a shitty outlook on life

damn im having a optic rectum day

by purinsimple December 03, 2006