(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.
Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.
Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
Get the Meat puzzlemug. by cheesecakelia October 9, 2018
Get the Jigsaw puzzlemug. by WOW_LOL_FML February 6, 2019
Get the Puzzle Bitchmug. The way people walk around in 2020 - walking.. starring as if nothing makes sense *almost looking constipated*
Boomer: Ron, Why do those young kids over there look like they just smoked purp skerp??
Ron: Nawh, thatsa just how they look nowadays - puzzled is what makes sense.
Boomer: Imagine?
Ron: 'Magin
Ron: Nawh, thatsa just how they look nowadays - puzzled is what makes sense.
Boomer: Imagine?
Ron: 'Magin
by Workatrollics November 26, 2019
Get the Puzzledmug. The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.
by JAKram May 11, 2020
Get the Pandemic Puzzle Dandermug. If anyone has ever watched the human centipede 1,2,3 you would see that having one human body sucking the asshole of another body and on their ass sucking the asshole of that person and so on and so fourth fitting each other like a jigsaw puzzle!
by webbe908 July 13, 2017
Get the jigsaw puzzlemug. Synonymous with “the math is mathing”
Meaning that the comment, conversation, or story is making sense or adding up.
Alternatively can be used as “the pieces don’t puzzle” when things do not make sense.
Meaning that the comment, conversation, or story is making sense or adding up.
Alternatively can be used as “the pieces don’t puzzle” when things do not make sense.
1. “I didn’t know that you had an appointment today.” “I booked it online” “ohhhh the pieces are puzzling”
“I thought he had a girlfriend, but he told me they broke up. Then she sent me a DM about her man! The pieces don’t puzzle.”
“I thought he had a girlfriend, but he told me they broke up. Then she sent me a DM about her man! The pieces don’t puzzle.”
by Sunshineauthority March 14, 2025
Get the The pieces are puzzlingmug.