Ball Puckering

Something that is the antithesis of sexy, ugliness/unsightliness personified, the appearance of which literally makes an average male's scrotal sack pucker up while his testicles retract.

"Dude, Heidi Montag thinks she's hot shit, but in reality she's the most ball puckering slore I've ever seen."

by D. D. Flummox April 17, 2010

Pucker knot

The purple star fish that lies between your buttcheeks, also the leather cheerio, balloon knot, sphincter

Umba totally loves when people play with his pucker knot.

by Butter shirt August 16, 2011

butthole pucker

To express positive or negative excitement, depending on circumstance.

(Insert situation here)does not make my butthole pucker. But, watching two lesbian butch dykes kiss does make my butthole pucker.

by Big Dick Stork (Senn) February 1, 2007

Apple Puckered

To have alcohol poured down your throat by a hot chick while she is standing on the bar in a mini skirt!

Last night me and the boys got totally apple puckered while at the bar!

by Berg04 December 28, 2006

pucker factor

When your sphincter puckers to an applicable amount

If you hit a golfball and it tends to go towards a window on a golfcourse, then you might get a pucker factor of 5. If it really gets close to the window, you might get a pucker factor of 8..etc

by Curt Kowalski March 19, 2008

pucker pie

For those who don't like the idea of snackin on hair pie, there is the pucker pie. A nicely puckered pink asshole, may even have a bush of hair, mmmm. Quite the splendid treat for the accomplished salad tosser.

Aunt Flow is visiting. Damn...... Thankfully there is the pucker pie to hold me over. Nice sweet treat for those off days.

by freaky lady June 20, 2007

Pucker taint

Area of a man's taint which when pressed or licked causes his asshole to contract

I always cum like a wild cat when my girlfriend puts her thumb on my pucker taint

by Jason Dmc December 16, 2008