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Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
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Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey February 28, 2019
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Prostate pool

A sex act that requires the submissive partner to receive anal penetration by a penis, a sex toy or any other improvised device. In so doing, the prostate is prodded, much in the way that a pool ball is struck by the pool cue.
Homosexual Man 1: "How about a game of prostate pool?"
Homosexual Man 2: "That sounds mighty fine. Are you going to put a pool cue up my ass?"
Homosexual Man 1: "I was kinda thinking of using a baseball bat instead."
by giardiaman December 11, 2013
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Prostate Pry Bar

When a man holds in a shit, let's the tip out, and sucks it back in repeatedly to scrape the prostate gland.
I used the trusty Prostate Pry Bar to get myself off.
by Gognoggler April 29, 2015
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Proshat

An extremely beautiful and intelligent female with a great sense of humour. Sure breaking the name down would imply that this person is a "pro" at "shitting" but who said there was every anything wrong with that? You'd be lucky to find a Proshat in your life because they are an irreplaceable friend.
Dude #1: Damn, you're such a great friend, what would I do without you?
Dude #2: I couldn't tell you, I guess I'm just a Proshat.
by starofmine2062 December 8, 2018
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Proskater

a really rude curse word in the UK, meaning penis. (not actually, it’s a joke Caddicarus made)
“if you don’t like it, you can suck my proskater.” Caddicarus, 2020
by NSegaXP February 26, 2023
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Devils Prostate Exam

sex move. Man covers hand in Tabasco sauce, and Fists someone, once hand is inside, he then makes devil horns.
Girl: Ouch my boyfriend gave me the devils prostate exam last night
Girl2: Ouch, is your ass okay?
by Hirohashmihung 2 September 26, 2008
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prosauce

Somebody very good at soccer and not incest.
Hey, that girl with the yellow cleats is prosauce.
by 123213123 April 30, 2010
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