A drink consisting of Champagne, gin, and ginger ale, served at room temperature sometimes served with a potato chip garnish. It is believed that this drink causes an ability for the enhancement of abstract thought or "4 spatial dimensionality." This drink is to be consumed while pondering the significance of distance proportional redshift in the expanding Universe. It is a drink favored by members of the Hungarian royal family.
Crown Prince Elemer Gombos took a sip of the professor and declared his tessarect to be nothing but a singularity.
by Frank W. Dux January 3, 2007
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a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.
Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
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by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Professor Falken mug.An attractive woman professor, 30-something maybe early 40's, looks like Jennifer Beal or something like that, dresses in tight suits and gives you brain boners, maybe a brainjob or two. She might even fuck you in her office if you're her smartest student cz IQ points make her wet.
I really got my tuition's worth out of her class - she's a Professor Puma, I got a brainjob AND a blowjob!
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Get the Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man mug.A french term for male genitalia. Usually used when the penis is erect and hard. When it isn't it is referred to as Doctor Kiki
Example:
Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!
Example:
Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!
A french term for male genitalia. Usually used when the penis is erect and hard. When it isn't it is referred to as Doctor Kiki
Example:
Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!
Example:
Cami: Wow your dick is so hard!
James: No No, its called Professor Kiki!
Cami: What?
James: Address him with respect, young lady!
by gkjhkuij November 28, 2020
Get the Professor Kiki mug."Hello there! It's so very nice to meet you! Welcome to the world of Pokémon!"
"My name is Rowan. However, everyone just calls me the Pokémon Professor. Before I go any further, is this your first adventure? If you need advice, I'm certainly capable of giving it.
"Would you like to know more about anything else?"*
"This world is widely inhabited by creatures known as Pokémon. Here, I have a Poké Ball. Touch the button on the middle of the Poké Ball, if you'd please."
"No, no! Not that button! The button on the Poké Ball."*
"We humans live alongside Pokémon as friends. At times we play together, and at other times we work together. Some people use their Pokémon to battle and develop closer bonds with them. What do I do? I conduct research so that we may learn more about Pokémon. Now, why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?"
"All right, so you're a boy/girl?"
"Tell me, what is your name?"
"Your name is Platnium?"
"Ok... So, you're Platnium? A fine name that is! Now this boy here... I believe he's your friend. What might his name be?"
"Barry, is it? That's your friend's name?"
"Alright, Platnium, the time has come. Your very own tale of grand adventure is about to unfold. On your journey, you will meet countless Pokémon and people. I'm sure that along the way you will discover many things, perhaps even something about yourself. Now, go on, leap into the world of Pokémon!"
"My name is Rowan. However, everyone just calls me the Pokémon Professor. Before I go any further, is this your first adventure? If you need advice, I'm certainly capable of giving it.
"Would you like to know more about anything else?"*
"This world is widely inhabited by creatures known as Pokémon. Here, I have a Poké Ball. Touch the button on the middle of the Poké Ball, if you'd please."
"No, no! Not that button! The button on the Poké Ball."*
"We humans live alongside Pokémon as friends. At times we play together, and at other times we work together. Some people use their Pokémon to battle and develop closer bonds with them. What do I do? I conduct research so that we may learn more about Pokémon. Now, why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?"
"All right, so you're a boy/girl?"
"Tell me, what is your name?"
"Your name is Platnium?"
"Ok... So, you're Platnium? A fine name that is! Now this boy here... I believe he's your friend. What might his name be?"
"Barry, is it? That's your friend's name?"
"Alright, Platnium, the time has come. Your very own tale of grand adventure is about to unfold. On your journey, you will meet countless Pokémon and people. I'm sure that along the way you will discover many things, perhaps even something about yourself. Now, go on, leap into the world of Pokémon!"
by XD715 June 16, 2021
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