an idiot who only sees one side to every argument. they only vote with their political party, thus all of america loses because know one thinks on their own. all they can do is send out propoganda and petty name-calling while nothing is done in government.
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by matix January 14, 2004
Get the politicians mug.a person who has no real chance of life outside of politics and is stuck with the beast called Government. Has a limited chance at making a difference.
Guy: Yo man did you hear the Bernie became a Career Politician?
Girl: Really? I liked him so much, guess he's a goner now..
Girl: Really? I liked him so much, guess he's a goner now..
by RedAviator August 20, 2011
Get the Career Politician mug.Politician Teeth- teeth that are grossly crooked and uneven.
Some of these teeth are rotten to the core and
smell bad. Usually behind bars as in "grill"
Loose ones need polly-grip.
Some of these teeth are rotten to the core and
smell bad. Usually behind bars as in "grill"
Loose ones need polly-grip.
The dude had politician teeth. His choppers were as crooked as all hell. His teeth should be behind bars. He needs a heavy wired "grill."
by street smart psychic January 22, 2010
Get the Politician Teeth mug.Generally good, honest men and women who, despite the misperceptions and lies of special interests and the proletariat, want to help the people they represent. Sure, some politicians views do not represent the majority, but that is the people's fault for not being more proactive with their candidate. Some politicians are also corrupt, but not the majority. If you really want to understand the average politician, look at your mayors and state senators. They usually aren't funded by mega-corporations and lobbies, and they tend to come from average middle to upper-middle class homes.
TL;DR Not every politician is an asshole, get to know them before you judge them.
TL;DR Not every politician is an asshole, get to know them before you judge them.
Average Joe: Politicians are all selfish cocksuckers!
Me: That's not true, I grew up with a politician for a father, and I've met and known politicians of varying degrees of importance all my life. Once you've had governors over for dinner or attended a fund raiser, you realize that they're just ordinary people who care enough about society to stand up and take a bunch of crap from people like you to do the right thing.
Average Joe: Then explain why unemployment is so high!
Me: Look at African nations, they have unemployment over 30%, we're doing pretty damn well. The reason we have so many problems is people have different ideas about how to fix America.
Me: That's not true, I grew up with a politician for a father, and I've met and known politicians of varying degrees of importance all my life. Once you've had governors over for dinner or attended a fund raiser, you realize that they're just ordinary people who care enough about society to stand up and take a bunch of crap from people like you to do the right thing.
Average Joe: Then explain why unemployment is so high!
Me: Look at African nations, they have unemployment over 30%, we're doing pretty damn well. The reason we have so many problems is people have different ideas about how to fix America.
by PoliticiansKid February 12, 2013
Get the Politician mug."Yo, did you hear what Lady Gaga said last night about the president?"
"She's such a popitician, who cares about her opinion?"
"She's such a popitician, who cares about her opinion?"
by marvconius April 24, 2018
Get the popitician mug.A politician is good at arguing. Therefore he/she is a master debater. Say "master debater" 3x fast - masturbater! Usually applies to a guy. Carries a negative connotation; implies that the boy can't ever get a girl and is lonely and extremely dorky.
Girl 1: What do you think of so-and-so, I think he's cute, don't you? Might make a good boyfriend.
Girl 2: No way, girl, he's one politician if I ever saw one!
Girl 2: No way, girl, he's one politician if I ever saw one!
by M. A. S, May 10, 2008
Get the politician mug.A group of people, of which some are doing their best, but all get abuse from idiots who only look at the worst of the bunch.
by Da King Prawn February 12, 2018
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