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Awesome Possum

Awesome Possums value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, and have an appreciation for art and music, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter.

Like Hipsters, Awesome Possums embrace "non-mainstream" Culture and trends but unlike them, they also embrace mainstream culture and trends partially due to the fact that most Awesome Possums make trends popular. 

Like Metrosexuals, Awesome Possums have taste & style, know about fashion, art, and culture. But since the awesome possum is an evolution and fusion of many subcultures, metrosexualism and its features have long been passed towards younger males and also women.

With the fusion of mainly metrosexualism and the hipster culture arises the very urban style and sense of the Awesome Possum. But what also helps in the very urban style of the Awesome Possum is the fact that Awesome Possums evolve to the times and will always be known as "cool" or "awesome". 

Popular belief is that Awesome Possums hate outcast/posers/goths/punks/etc, however, generally, they pay little attention to other "types". This Brings us the the next fusion of Subculture which helped create the Awesome Possum, Prep.

The Prep subculture brings uniformity to all awesome Possums, but not to the extent of conformity. 

What Awesome Possums are not:
Emo, Racist, Poser, Skaters, Passé

Awesome Possums are just plain awesome.
Famous Awesome Possums include Barack Obama, James Bond, Anne Hathaway, Ewan McGregor, and Pandas
by TROLOLOLALA July 1, 2011
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possum penis

Having a prehensile penis. Able to curl your penis around things and pick them up with it.
Dude dropped his fork and picked it up with his possum penis.
by Schwinkmartindale July 6, 2008
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Possum in a sack

A girl who acts like a dead fish in bed. Possum(girl playing dead) sack(bed)
I was hooking up with Bobbie Sue McGillicutty the other day, she was a total possum in a sack, she just laid there and did nothing as I was giving her the best 2 minutes of her life.
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rotten possum

The act of deficating one's self whilst in the throes of lovemaking.
Our hot steamy lovemaking was abruptly interrupted when the rotten possum reared it's ugly head.
by Buncemaster General July 16, 2004
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possum bashin'

A sport in which one sneaks up on or chases down a possum and bashes it with a club like device on the head. At the end of the allotted time the team with the most possums wins. (Possum bashing can also be done in exhibition form where only one group bashes soley for the enjoyment of the sport.
Tonight were a goin' possum bashin' and tomorrow Mama is gonna make us possum stew with all our killins.
by Thomas Jude March 11, 2008
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sex possum

The act of pretending to sleep to avoid sex with someone unattractive/unwanted.
Ugh, I got no sleep last night. I had to sex possum for like an hour until my trick lost interest.
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Sneaky Possum

One who is very clever or stealthy. Usually can get away with any misdeed they do.

Usually a sneaky possum is also a ninja.
Bob: DUDE! John stole the last brownie as the baker watched ,and I got blamed!

Jim: He's a sneaky possum, he can get away with anything.
by Suchy April 6, 2010
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