Posh wank

Masturbation with a condom

I had a fat posh wank yesterday.

by Dixie RectXd January 9, 2020

posh snob

someone who is posh and a snob

john is a posh snob.

by kewl_beans November 14, 2020

Posh wank

Chiefly in British English: Masturbating with a condom on.

She flaked last minute so I ended up having a posh wank instead.

by Ksuave March 7, 2020

Posh sex

Just missionary position with no kissing

The Royal family only has posh sex. Boring cunts

by Ashey hole January 16, 2023

posh mamma

An extremely rare occurrence in the female population. Considered by scientists to be akin to an albino African. A prized unicorn among men.

This woman is the woman of every mans dreams, but is elusive, even in plain sight. She does what other women are incapable of doing. Things such as: holding a conversation, comforting her man, encouraging her man, sharing similar interests with her man, sets goals for herself, genuinely gives her heart, among other desirable qualities not found in the common human female.

I bet Rachel is a hot ass posh mamma, better not let this unicorn get away!

by PunishedDruid July 10, 2018

Posh Rave

Placing an ecstasy pill on your tongue, then proceeding to eat out a girl. During this the pill is transferred from the persons tongue into the girls vagina. Thus causing her to ping while being eaten out.

Person 1: "So how did that party go on the weekend?"

Person 2: "It was crazy, met this girl and we had some pills left over so gave her a posh rave"

by OhHeyItsJ January 13, 2020

Posh Piss

The act of a male sitting to pee, ending in a poop 50% of the times.

- Why did you took so long in the toilet?

- I took a posh piss to rest my legs a bit.

by wellffshit August 24, 2017