by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003
Get the two tacos short of a combo plattermug. Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.
{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!
{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!
{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.
by Telephony September 19, 2014
Get the I'll have the poo-poo plattermug. Any person required to invest inordinate amounts of time in serial, or multiple, e-platform dating sites, none of which honor filters, or offer absolute ID authentification and profile verification, sufficient for vetting for safety, professional and education fit, to narrow or optimize search time required for discovering potentially legitmate, suitable companions.
I don't want to invest the balance of my spare time in an e-platter search mode, seeing every mug shot in the world.
E-platting takes all the fun out of dating, since it's like being the security cam person who's trying to scan every face passing in Times Square 24/7/365 looking for the one!
E-platting takes all the fun out of dating, since it's like being the security cam person who's trying to scan every face passing in Times Square 24/7/365 looking for the one!
by Rebop June 11, 2018
Get the e-plattermug. by Drugalot March 10, 2023
Get the Dutch plattermug. When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.
Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.
by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023
Get the Cincinnati Tuna Plattermug. “Damn dude woke up to a real cheese platter in my pants this morning”
“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”
“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”
by Cheezers July 18, 2021
Get the Cheese Plattermug. When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.
This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!
by DefineThat November 10, 2014
Get the mustard plattermug.