pimp

A person that acts cooler than anybody else!

Gary H. is such a pimp... but his cousin Lee is Haggard

by Pimp G-Bear December 19, 2002

PIMP

PeeInMyPants

Wendy tells a joke via text message to Carl.
Carl's response:

"LOLROFLPIMP"

Translation: Carl just Laughed Out Loud, Rolled on the Floor Laughing, and Peed in His Pants.

by tomnjerrys March 09, 2011

pimp

An acronym for Poop In My Pants

Do you know where the bathroom is? I am going to pimp it.

by Pimped It September 21, 2007

pimp

Somebody who sells whore and makes lots of profit out of it...

If you feelin like a pimp, nigga go on brush yo shoulders off

Ladies is pimps too, go on brush yo shoulders off

by ggirl April 27, 2004

pimp

To make ones CV absolutely fabulous in a manner that any employer will read and immediately feel joy and love for the CV writer

I'm going to have to pimp my CV due to the calibre of the other applicants.

by Simon Bottoms February 17, 2008

Pimp

One (maybe a hustler) who matches or procures prostitutes to others

The pimp found him a nice whore

by A non-anus (Anonymous) May 24, 2006

PIMP

P-People
I-Into
M-Masturbating
P-Penises

example...all those gay "PIMPs" in the pictures.

by yourmomspimp May 04, 2007