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tiktok philosopher

Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.
Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024
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Tiktok Philosopher

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.
stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life

me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.

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Philosophful

Philosophful (adj.)
A person who is deeply and naturally full of philosophical thought not just trained in philosophy, but saturated with it in how they see the world. ;Full of philosophical depth, quiet thought, or reflective meaning.

person; someone full of philosophy.
"They’re so philosophful, it’s like every little thing to them is meaningful."
by gloomxsq May 14, 2025
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Philosopher’s Stone

When you take a shit that contains all four elements: fire, earth, water, and air
Bro I just made a fat philosopher’s stone in my toilet
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Philosophical Dutch rudder

When 2 or more people are arguing about a topic when neither person are making a point to sway the other’s position; however are enjoying the fact they are hearing their own position of the topic.
“I was in a philosophical Dutch rudder in class you won’t believe where he came from!”

“You want in on this philosophical Dutch rudder or are you good?”

“So mid philosophical Dutch rudder this guy drops the n bomb and people came at him from every direction after that”
by Mdarkside July 26, 2024
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Yahoo Philosopher

A person on yahoo that constantly tries to be 'deep' and 'brooding' but in reality just pretentious.
'I'm a yahoo philosopher, I'm 13 and my balls just dropped! Girls will love my complexity now.'
by Pseudo-Cynic August 10, 2015
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