pew potato

A churchgoer who stews in the benches without doing anything outside the church walls.

He's a talented guy, too bad he is a pew potato.

by fallenwarrior69 December 15, 2019

Pew

A form of gossiping in which certain words are replaced with the word Pew based on the context of the situation.

Yo Jesse Pew got on the bus be careful he has a gun ( Pew means Someone in this situation)

Yo Jesse why are you acting so Pew Today (Pew means dumb in this situation)

by anonymous September 18, 2020

Pew

The impulsive response toward an achievement or definitive questions.

"So Clyde why did you eat the last slice of pizza?"

'pew'

"goddamn it."

by Junkfish. August 17, 2020

pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.

Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.

by ItsFreeRealEstate April 1, 2019

pixie pew

Pixie pew is a disturbing sexual act of when a woman shots on a pigs head while the pig likes her asshole

Sarah was in the pig pen trying to pixie pew Wilbur

by Olddirtybastardlordsmobile September 28, 2017

Pew pew

Onomatopoeiatic word said when seeing a attractive individual

*sees an attractive person*
Person 1: pew pew
Person 2: where?
Person 1: on your 6

by jenos2 February 12, 2024

pew

Talking a pee and a poo at the same time. Combination of the two words is "pew."

1.
Jill: Boys, move over, make some room for Al.
Al: Oh, it's no problem, i'll just take a pew behind you.
Tim: most of us use a toilet, Al.
2.
Be back in a few minutes, just need to take a pew.

by dSaur April 21, 2015