distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

by SwapGuy November 13, 2009

modest pelican

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by PapaPelisChild August 8, 2021

Pelican Mouth

When a girl has a massive lower jaw so it seems that when she sucks your dick, she can put your balls in her mouth too.

All of Jay Leno's daughters are gonna be pelican mouths.

by Charlie Trouble March 5, 2011

Oily Pelican

The act of engaging in anal sex with a female, who subsequently defecates upon the erect penis (or object of penetration). This is followed with insertion of said feces covered penis (or object) into the appropriately fishy vagina.

Tony Hayward gave Gov. Bobby Jindal's wife the oily pelican after last week's press conference, then asked President Obama to clean it up.

by DeepWaterHorizon June 18, 2010

Sloppy Pelican

When an individual alternates back and forth between two different penises in the act of giving oral pleasure

Guy 1: Man she's hot!
Guy 2: Yeah man, we should get her to give us the old sloppy pelican!

by Jymbob December 3, 2005

Screaming Pelican

When you are making love on the beach you pull your cock out, jam it in the sand and then put it back inside

I gave youre sister a screaming pelican and she ran off

by Bestmedicevah February 20, 2009

Rusty Pelican

Ejaculation into a woman's mouth followed by a swift smack across the face with ones penis while simultaneously making a bird call.

Yo son, I just gave that bitch the Rusty Pelican...."Ca Caw."

by B-radamous August 3, 2010